Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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