i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Randomize
