he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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