Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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