He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Randomize
