lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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