So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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