Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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