I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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