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allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
he shaved USA in his pubs
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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