we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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