that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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