im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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