so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
