this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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