Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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