Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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