i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Be still, my beating vagina.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Randomize