i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
