so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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