what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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