just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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