dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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