Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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