you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
40s are totally the cure
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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