barbara walters just said penis...
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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