i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
you traded sex for a burrito?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I think weed is turning my hair brown
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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