What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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