im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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