Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I fill condoms, not promises.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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