I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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