You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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