Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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