ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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