check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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