i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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