If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
Randomize
