So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
My life is pants optional.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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