Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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