i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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