im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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