if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
