i barfeds in our rink
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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