Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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