hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
