Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Randomize
