how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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