also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
FUCK WHALES
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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