i would punch a child for taco bell
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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