There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
