At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Couch. On fire.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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