yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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