he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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