ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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