i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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