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Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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