is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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